Ronald_antly
6:43 Sat Aug 29
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Nice work their, Monk~ee boy.
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Monk~koknee
5:48 Sat Aug 29
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Arrested by the grammar police. There taking him to they're camp and will re-educate him their.
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Private Dancer
5:42 Sat Aug 29
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Lawro kidnapped him?
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Coffee
5:26 Sat Aug 29
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That's true, where is he? Hope he's OK.
SSYYYDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSS.......................
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Private Dancer
5:20 Sat Aug 29
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Anyone heard from the OP? Not been about for a couple of weeks, which is unlke him.
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Alfie
2:15 Sat Aug 29
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Many many years ago i was responsible for an explosion in the parlour of a chiropodist, in St Albans.
In short this bastard foot doctor had badly maltreated a shetland pony who happened to be a very close confidant of mine, and a member of both my inner circle as well as the Vange pony society.
On hearing of this charlatans treatment of my very good friend, i immediately drew a rapier from closet arsenal.
Attending this juicy bastards house i harangued the door, he opened the threshold and i sliced his fucking lips off like finely chopped courgette ribbons
Falling to his parquet floor he plead insanity in his maltreatment of my friend dave the pony.
I was brooking none of it and smashed down a pepper pot and salt seller combination onto the peak of his brow spilling his brain matter like glossy paint from a fucking tin of b&q undercoat
His blood clinging to me like a snails arsehole to the patio i then ran for the number 17 bus and rode like a proud murdering bastard to ilford
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bruuuno
2:02 Sat Aug 29
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Ag thunderlips
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lowermarshhammer
1:56 Sat Aug 29
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I decided to give the holly in my garden a major fucking haircut.
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norwaytips
1:20 Sat Aug 29
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Read Johnson's post, ob the OS thread. Same old whining rubbish. :-(
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Alfie
1:14 Sat Aug 29
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I confess: earlier this very day i threw a full, ripe and erect cucumber into the face of a lollipop lady. She went down like an exploded old chimney, crumbled like an unwrapped just bit flake.
I did this sirs for no good , logical or acceptable reason other than i wanted to see how a low paid civil servant whose job it is to assist aged and young pedestrians with road traversing would react to being violently javelined in the face with green tubular veg.
I will never forget the surprise that lit up her hat shadowed face, as the orb of cumber lanced her backwards. I caught her massive lolly pop stick as it left her hand, and am not afraid to admit that i later used the self same stick to thrash a passing pigeon out of the air with, before using is as a massive golf club to whack melons over the fence of an old peoples home with in a game of gigantic violent golf
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Leonard Hatred
1:11 Sat Aug 29
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Harrassed a spastic, for fun.
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jimbo2.
1:01 Sat Aug 29
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Logged on to this site & read all the negative, ill informed drivel. Still I have learnt that we have the worst owners ever, a crap Manager, shit players, will be in the bottom 3 by Christmas & relegated, a far worse squad than last season & the move to the OS will be a total disaster!
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Hammer and Pickle
12:56 Sat Aug 29
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You had a catholic education Alfie, that much is obvious.
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icwhs
12:53 Sat Aug 29
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worm 12:41 Mon Jul 27
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That fucking cracked me up
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Alfie
12:53 Sat Aug 29
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Ah, Thunderlips, we have the culprit: the fiend responsible for all soggy or dried tissue wads adorning pub and toilet celing all across the southern and anglia region.
Are you also responsible for all / most of the flicked or wiped bogeys adorning multiple toilet doirs and trap walls across the region?
Confess before your peers sir: art thou the bogey deliverer?
Besmicher with nasal waste of varied toilet furniture?
Picker and flicker of nose waste?
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Hammer and Pickle
12:46 Sat Aug 29
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Sleeping on the sofa.
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Thunderlips
12:32 Sat Aug 29
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I had dinner today with my daughter and grandson in a Toby carvery nr Rettendon. I took him to the loo and showed him how to wet toilet paper under the tap and chuck it up onto the ceiling. Great fun.
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Hammer and Pickle
12:31 Sat Aug 29
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So what stupid thing did you do?
I just told my wife to fuck off.
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Ronald_antly
12:17 Sat Aug 29
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bruuuuuno
I won't sugar-coat it for you.
You're right!
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bruuuno
12:11 Sat Aug 29
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booked the day off work to ahve the boiler fixed.
turned my phone off in the middle of the night so missed his calls when he came at 9am.
woke up at 1130
gotta book another day off now
bruuuno = dickhead
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Guinness Shandy
2:20 Wed Aug 5
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Reckon the most stupid thing I ever did, and there have been a few, was way back when I was 19 or so.
Me and my brother got absolutely wrecked at our rugby club, leaving at about 3am. Our main concern in this state was the bollocking we would get in the morning from the old man if he got up and the car, which we had used to get to the club, was not there for him.
Thinking we were being conscientious, we proceeded to push the car all the way home so as to not drink and drive.
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